Medea's Left Hip

leebrontide:

yeahiwasintheshit:

wordhord:

saywhat-politics:

Nebraska teen who took abortion pills at 23 weeks pregnant sentenced to jail

Celeste Burgess, 19, pled guilty to "concealing or abandoning a dead body."

TODAY.com

The people who wrote this law should be in jail. The people at Facebook who shared private information should be in jail (and yeah, they should have known Facebook isn’t private, but that’s beside the point). A 19 year old who made a choice about her own body doesn’t belong in jail.

Fuck

When I say Meta (Threads, FB, Insta) is not your friend I Fucking Mean It.

(via next-time-you-invite-pam)

othersidedisc:

everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them

(via lesbianshepard)

theunvanquishedzims:

beemovieerotica:

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he’s still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

(via metaphys-ed)

mixtapetraxx:

I think Ryan Gosling and Daniel Craig are both evidence that if you do enough serious films the second you’re free to just be the silly guy you are on the inside you can’t help but commit 120% to the bit

(via crimsonsrite)

obstlich:

Snoopy’s first thought

(via d1rtybongwater)

mintymankey:

spikespiegell:

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

(via mintymankey)

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention’s in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he’s also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say “woof” and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

(via awesomephd)

canthaveshitingotham:

canthaveshitingotham:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

(via lesbenny)

chengoeshonk:

effemimaniac:

youaremyeverlovin:

utopians:

utopians:

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?

1 minute til hatman

(via awesomephd)

theend:

thankyou Neonlight The Doomhog for these words

(via tiedyeb0ngwat3r)